Top Pinoy Business Names

This are all existing businesses around the country.....Enjoy!


1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face"

2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck"

3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee"

4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot"

5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry"

6. Petshop in Ortigas: "Pussies and Bitches"

7. A pet shop in Kamuning: " Pakita Mo Pet Mo"

8. Bakery: "Bread Pit"

9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank"

10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers"

11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken: The Fried of Marikina "

12. A boxing gym: "Blow Jab"

13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida"

14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar"

15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, "Chickpoint"

16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: " Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes"

17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, "n@kopi@"

18. Name of a kambingan, "Sa Goat Kita"

19. A salon somewhere, "Curl Up And Dye"

20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: "Gee Congee"

21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named "Wa-Thirst"

22. A store selling feeds for chickens: "Robocock"

23. Shoe repair in Marikina : "Dr. Shoe-Bago"

24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, "SHOEPERMAN: We will HEEL you!

save your SOLE, and even DYE for you!"

25. Petshop: "Petness First"

26. Flower shop: "Susan's Roses"

27. Taxicab: "Income Taxi"

28. A 2nd hand watch store: "2nd Time Around".

29. A squid stall in a wet market: "Pusit to the Limit"

30. A shrimp store: "Hipon Coming Back"

31. A gay lawyer's extension office: " Nota Republic "

32. A ceiling installer: " Kisame Street "

33. A car repair shop: "Bangga ka 'day?"

34. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: "Fish Be With You"

35. A fishball cart named, "Poke Poke"

36. A beauty salon: "Saudia Hairlines"

37. A bakery: "Anak Ng Tinapay"

38. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : "May Lisa Eatery"

39. Laundry shop: "Wash Your Problem"

40. This mobile massage business name isn't funny, but their slogan is: "Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching"

41. Ice cream parlor: "Dila Lang Ang Katapat"

42. Chicharon store: "Chicha Hut"

43. Neighborhood pizza store: "Pizza Hot"

44. A fishball cart near UST: "Eat My Balls"

45. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: "Pinoy Big Barber"

46. A Resto: "The Last Supper"

47. A goto resto: "Goto Ko Pa !"

48. A peanut vendor's cart with a funny name: "Mani ni Papa"

49. A gym in Malolos: " Gaymann Fitness Center "

50. My brother's party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan"

51. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : "Lah-Fang"

52. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina Fresh Chicken"

53. An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S. : "The Master Baiter"

54. Panaderia: "Trimonay Bakeshop"

55. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb"