Never lie to a woman

A man called home to his wife and said:

Honey...I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up!

Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish!

He said 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish, But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?

You'll love the answer...? The wife replied;


I did, and they’re in your fishing box!!!